Time for some delta-wynn in my life =)
maybe chain emails arent so bad after all.
A good friend wonders about your romantic history.
A true friend could blackmail you with it.
A good friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A true friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A good friend will knock on the door.
A true friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
A good friend respects your privacy.
A true friend jerks you off.
A friend returns your stuff a day late and a dollar short, apologizing profusely.
A good friend returns your stuff on time, as good as new and maybe even better than before.
A true friend keeps your stuff for so long they forget its yours.
A friend visits you in the hospital.
A good friend packs you an overnight bag.
A true friend cleans out your porn collection before your parents arrive to pack your overnight bag.
A friend laughs when he finds out you went to jail, and tells you what you did wrong.
A good friend will wake up at 2am in the morning to bail you out.
A true friend turns to you and says, "Damn that was fun!"
